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Ned There once was a man named Ned Whose feet were too big for his bed So he cut them off and his friends did scoff, but at least he didn't bump his head. Soda Coca Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi shot him down. Pepper fixed him up, Now were drinking 7up.

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Let our robots write a limerick based on your name. We automatically find rhymes for key details, and fit your input to the classic five-line rhyming limerick structure. Online limerick generators seem to come in two categories - ones that guide you through the process of writing your own, and ones that select rewritten lines and jumble them up.

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Sometimes children with their fresh eyes looking at the world may be able to see that which an adults eyes pass over. There are many sayings to express this sentiment. One is, "out of the mouths of babes", another coined by a television show is, "kids say the darndest things".

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We've sneaked in a selection of Paul's nursery rhyme parodies which are all rather rude. So we've called the collection Rude Nursey Rhymes and would humbly suggest that if you're too young to know what a parody is you're probably also too young to read the poems. If that sounds too much like a riddle quite a few adults don't know what a parody iswe'd recommend you read the first rude kids poems first, then these rude nursery rhymes and finally the very rude kids poems.

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In many ways, I wish I'd never started the practice of segregating the rude and dirty poems in what is, after all, an adult poetry site. However, some readers are drawn straight to the filth and depravity, whilst others are pleased to have their blushes spared. You will certainly find ruder poems than Max's, but few that are executed with the refinement, intelligence and wit that his collection of rude rhymes displays. I may temporarily suspend the comment about refinement, as the opening poem is a fairly straightforward rude poem about Albert Venus and his multi-talented performing

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